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Previously onGeorgie and Mandy's
First Marriage...

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That was Channel Seven,
they want me

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to fill in for the regular
weather girl on Friday.

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Heather with the Weather?

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Heather has to go

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to her grandma's funeral
in El Paso.

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Which is obviously sad.

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You don't look sad.

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Well, I am.

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Overnight, into the morning,
we'll be seeing

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some wind gusts which should
clear out those clouds.

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Dang, she's really good.

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Heather will be back
with the weather on Monday,

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unless she needs a few
extra days with her family,

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which would be
very understandable,

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given the tragedy
that's befallen her.

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Hey.

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Oh, hey.

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No CeeCee today?

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No, but it's nice when you're
disappointed it's just me.

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I am always happy to see you.

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But happier when
I bring your granddaughter.

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I'm not gonna
lie in church, so yes.

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I brought you some canned goods
for the food drive.

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That is very thoughtful.

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Well, you haven't seen
the expiration dates.

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Mary, did you order the- Oh.

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Hey there, Mandy.

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Didn't know we had
a celebrity in our midst.

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Oh, please,
it's just the local news.

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Well, let's not forget
the biggest celebrity of all.

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He's here, too.

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Amen to that.

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Okay, I'm gonna go.

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I don't know if Mary

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told you about the church
carnival we have coming up?

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It's a pretty big deal,

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some might even
call it newsworthy.

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Oh, well, me and Georgie
will try to stop by.

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Oh, I think what

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Pastor Jeff is trying to say

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is that it could be really
helpful if you were to

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run it by your bosses-

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Please put it on the news.

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That.

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All the money goes to charity,

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and we could really
use the publicity.

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Well, we do cover that
sort of thing, so I'll check.

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And, if you do,

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maybe you could wear something
a little more modest than usual.

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Don't blow this.

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Just sometimes
she shows too much bosom.

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If her boss is okay with it,
we should be, too.

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What about our boss?

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Jesus hung out with prostitutes.
He's fine.

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? ?

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[coos]

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It's a win-win.

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Church gets some publicity
for their charity thing

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and I get extra air time.

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So you'll cover
the Baptist church

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but not the Catholic church.

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Hey, I would cover a cult
if it got me on TV more.

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Well, then,
you're off to a good start.

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Well, church carnival's
actually pretty fun.

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There's booths and games,
Pastor Jeff in a dunk tank.

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You know, I had my first kiss

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at a church carnival
kissing booth.

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You paid for your first kiss?
That's sad.

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It was a thing people did,
it wasn't weird.

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Yeah, she was
my Sunday school teacher.

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Okay, it was weird.

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Maybe the shop
should sponsor a booth.

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I mean a game,
not a creepy one like his.

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His was a game: herpes roulette.

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I'm thinking like
throw a football through a tire

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and win a free oil change.

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You sure?

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This is Texas, a lot of people
can throw a football.

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I can't.

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No, son, you really can't.

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I can teach him.

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No, son, you really can't.

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So, what you think?

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It's a great idea.

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-Really?
-Yeah

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Advertising, build some
goodwill with the community.

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Huh. You don't
usually agree with me.

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Well, you don't
usually have good ideas.

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Are you messing with me?

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No, I think this is smart.

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Are you doing
reverse psychology?

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No.

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Are you doing
reverse psychology?

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I don't think so.

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So what's happening,
are we doing the booth or not?

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I'm not sure anymore.

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Okay, so they're gonna go live
to us in about 20 minutes.

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Just keep it casual

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and look at me,
not at the camera.

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You don't need
to explain it to me,

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I'm also in the news business.

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The good news business.

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[laughs]

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Funny.

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I got more like that.

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Can't wait.

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So, uh, any questions?

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Yes. Does that blouse
have one more button

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or is that all the way up?

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You're blowing it again.

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Pretty as a picture.

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You know, you're
looking a little shiny.

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Do you want me to powder you?

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I have my own makeup, thank you.

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Damn it.

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Church carnival.
"Dang its" only please.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Great, no winners so far,

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but I'm handing out
a lot of business cards.

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I guess everyone
can't throw a football.

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I rigged it.

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The ball's extra heavy
and the tire's extra small.

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What, you're cheating
at a church carnival?

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How are you your mother's son?

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I think it skips a generation.

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Also,

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what if when you're
interviewing Pastor Jeff,

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our booth is in the background?

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So Mandy McAllister's

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is standing in front of
the McAllister Tire booth?

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Yeah.

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And maybe take it down a button.

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Okay, you and your mother need
to think less about my cleavage.

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The pet python was finally
found in the bathroom

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at the local park,

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so just remember,
look before you leak.

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And if you're looking
for something fun to do

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with the family this weekend,
our very own Mandy McAllister

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has a suggestion. Mandy?

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Thank you, Kimberly.

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So, I'm here
with Pastor Jeff Difford

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at the First Baptist
Church carnival

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where the funnel cakes are hot,
the booths are hopping,

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and all the money
goes to charity.

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Pastor Jeff,
give us the details.

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Well, the devil's
in the details,

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but I'll give you the scoop.

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-Just a little church humor.
-Mm-hmm.

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You did warn me.

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We'll be out here all weekend
raising money

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for the food bank.
It's gonna be full of

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good old-fashioned
wholesome fun.

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Sack races, egg toss...

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You might even get a chance
to sink yours truly

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in the dunk tank.

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Oh, well, that is tempting.

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And it's gonna be
a beautiful day for it.

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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.

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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.

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Or Her.

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Oh, I meant God.

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No, I know, so did I.

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But God's a man.

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Yeah, could be a woman.

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"Our Father who art in heaven."

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Sounds like a man.

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Fair point, although,
"created all life"

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sounds like a woman.

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Well, He's not.

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I'm just saying, we don't know.

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You may not, but I do.

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Well, one thing we can agree on,

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the carnival's open from noon
till 9:00 Saturday and Sunday,

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so come on down.

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For Channel Seven,
I'm Mandy McAllister.

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He's a man.

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And we're clear.
[clears throat]

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Okay. Well, that was fun.

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What?

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Look, I know your mom's upset,

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but other than her
and Pastor Jeff,

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I promise, no one cares.

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So God's a woman?

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See?

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Come on,
it's not that big a deal.

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It is a huge deal.

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Dad, you get
I didn't say anything bad?

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Still shouldn't have said it.

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Oh, my God.

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Maybe cool it with
the "G" word for a while.

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It's not like I said

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God doesn't exist,
because I think She does.

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Not funny.
I have to live in this town.

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I have
a hair appointment tomorrow.

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That is three hours
of dirty looks

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and "bless your hearts."

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You're overreacting.

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There's three things
you don't talk about in Texas:

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Religion, politics and money.

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What about sex?

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Four things.

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Well, maybe it's time
we start talking about them.

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Bless your heart.

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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Well, I can assure you,

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her views do not
reflect those of the station

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and we will take care of it.

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I don't think
we stone people anymore.

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Thanks for calling.
Goodbye, Reverend.

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Let me guess, another fan?

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It's not a joke,
folks are really upset. Listen.

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[answering machine beeps]

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WOMAN:
Tell that blaspheming bimbo

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she can do her next
weather report from hell.

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Well, that's silly.
It's gonna be hot there.

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Maybe we should pull you
off the schedule for a while,

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-let everybody cool down.
-No, no, no,

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don't take me off the air.

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I can fix this.
I'll just apologize.

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Really?

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Yeah. Why are you surprised?

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'Cause as long
as I've known you,

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I've never heard you
apologize for anything.

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[scoffs]

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And I am so sorry for that-

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I heard it, I'll practice.

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And before we go to commercial,
our Channel Seven weather girl,

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Mandy McAllister, has a special
message for our audience.

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Mandy.

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Thanks, Kimberly.

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I just wanted
to address some comments

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I made on air yesterday.

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I meant no disrespect,
but I understand

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if some of you were offended,

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so, from the bottom of my heart,

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I'm sorry
you took it the wrong way.

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Personally,
I thought it was a compliment.

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I think women are great

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and God would be
so lucky to be one.

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But this is Texas,

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so I should've
kept my mouth shut.

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Back to you, Kimberly.

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Okey dokey.

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And while we go to commercial,

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how about we all pray for Mandy.

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Suspended. Can you believe it?

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Oh, I got suspended
a ton of times.

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It ain't bad.

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Sit at home, watch TV,

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hit your dad's liquor cabinet.

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Okay, this isn't
high school, Georgie.

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I could lose my job.

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You ain't gonna lose nothing.

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You just got to
let this blow over.

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Somebody'll grow
the world's biggest pumpkin

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and they'll forget
all about you.

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I really don't think so.

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You see how huge
some of them pumpkins get?

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You could live in 'em.

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00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,332
Do you think
what I said was so wrong?

262
00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,641
I don't know,

263
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,380
I guess I never really
thought about it.

264
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,818
Why would you? You're a man.

265
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,734
Hey, if God's a woman,
I'm cool with it.

266
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,518
You really feel that way?

267
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,085
Yeah.

268
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:54,088
Wow, I wish everybody
was as open-minded as you.

269
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:57,961
I mean, if you think about it,
plagues, floods...

270
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,365
that kind of temper
sounds like a woman to me.

271
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,557
I bet that's the look God gives
right before She smites folks.

272
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,587
-Hey.
-Hey, honey. Everything okay?

273
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,199
Not really. Mandy got suspended.

274
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,549
I heard, I'm sorry.

275
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,985
Are you?

276
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,726
Of course.

277
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,555
She's my daughter-in-law
and I love her.

278
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,166
But she said what she said.

279
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,387
Then she tried to undo
what she said and she said more.

280
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,217
She was only at that carnival
'cause y'all asked.

281
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,785
I didn't ask her to mock God.

282
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,700
She said she's sorry.

283
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,311
That I took it
the wrong way, I heard.

284
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,313
That ain't what she meant.

285
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,402
Georgie,
what do you want me to do?

286
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,162
I can't help
that people are mad.

287
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:53,016
Maybe Pastor Jeff can
say something in his sermon.

288
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:57,064
You know, love the sinner,
judge not lest you be judged,

289
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,084
give Mandy a break 'cause
her husband's drowning in debt.

290
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,417
I will talk to him,

291
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,941
but he is mighty peeved.

292
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,662
Yeah, but he listens to you,
so you can de-peeve him.

293
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,251
"De-peeve him?"

294
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,340
Un-peeve him?

295
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,212
No, it's "de-peeve."

296
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,437
What you reading?

297
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,887
Another batch of hate mail.

298
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,089
Joke's on you,
"Satan Barbie" sounds cool.

299
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,532
May I?

300
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,795
Oh, yeah, knock yourself out.

301
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,234
So, the bad ones go here

302
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,932
and the really bad ones go here.

303
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,073
What's that pile?

304
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,284
You don't want to know.

305
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,209
I thought at least
one person would be on my side.

306
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,211
Now, hold on.

307
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,603
I think this one...

308
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,390
No. Whoa. Yeah, no.

309
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,873
-Hey. Where you been?
-Church.

310
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,831
Congratulations,

311
00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:11,746
you knocked a pregnant teenager
off the top of the prayer list.

312
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,880
Someone's the belle of the ball.

313
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,578
Why were you at church?

314
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,840
I was hoping I could get
Pastor Jeff to say something

315
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,320
in his sermon
to calm everyone down.

316
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,583
Is he gonna?

317
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,367
-He will.
-Great.

318
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,500
If you sit down with him

319
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,371
on air and publicly apologize.

320
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:30,157
Oh, no. I will not be extorted.

321
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,986
Okay. Well, I tried.

322
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,913
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Hey! Hey, I'll do it!

323
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,834
Shouldn't you be working?

324
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,443
On what? We've barely
had any customers

325
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,924
since your wife made God mad.

326
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,928
There's a car up on the lift.

327
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,494
Yeah, mine.

328
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,335
Figure I'd change the shocks
on what may be my new home.

329
00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:09,456
She's gonna fix this and
everything'll be back to normal.

330
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,720
Doesn't help
that her name is on the store.

331
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,027
So we'll change
the name to Cooper.

332
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,985
Why not Alvarez?

333
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,813
Cooper's got two "O"s.

334
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,033
we can make 'em look like tires.

335
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,687
I want to argue with that
but it's good.

336
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,281
I thought Mandy threw
those letters away.

337
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,610
She did.

338
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,179
You took 'em out of the trash?

339
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,399
I tried not to.

340
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,574
I failed.

341
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,146
What is wrong with people?

342
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,061
They don't
have to agree with her,

343
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,238
but there's no reason
to tear her apart.

344
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:57,112
You know, we got one of them AOL
discs in the mail the other day.

345
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,941
What about it?

346
00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:01,551
I have a feeling this whole
World Wide Web thing

347
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,293
is gonna bring us all together.

348
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,254
Make people kind.

349
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,212
Can't happen soon enough.

350
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,753
People all over the world
talking to each other.

351
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,130
I don't see the downside.

352
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,923
-Hey.
-Hey.

353
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,837
You're not reading
more of them letters are you?

354
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,578
Oh, my mom found
this one in the pile,

355
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,798
it's from a little girl.

356
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,235
They can be mean.
Don't take it personal.

357
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,498
No, she thanked me
for what I said.

358
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,023
She called me an inspiration.

359
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,503
She didn't spell it right,
but it still counts.

360
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,854
I-N-S-P-I-R-A-T-I-O-N?

361
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,117
Yes.

362
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,335
Take that, Sheldon.

363
00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:49,295
Anyway, it got me
thinking about CeeCee

364
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,106
and the kind of example
I'm setting.

365
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,603
What do you mean?

366
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,389
Being a hypocrite
just to keep my job.

367
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,565
Everybody does that.

368
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,567
Besides, she's gonna

369
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,265
grow up with
a famous news lady for a mom.

370
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,832
That's a good example.

371
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,013
I guess.

372
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,401
Oh, come on,
great job, beautiful kid,

373
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,533
young trophy husband.

374
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,362
You've got it all.

375
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,582
Trophy husband, huh?

376
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,104
You've seen me
with my shirt off.

377
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,324
[scoffs]

378
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,289
Pastor Jeff,
thank you again for doing this.

379
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,988
Happy to be an example
of Christian forgiveness.

380
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,774
Get that all out now.

381
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,471
I was just stretching my eyes.

382
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,212
TOMMY:
Okay, we're back

383
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,259
in five, four...

384
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,438
Hi, Mandy McAllister again.

385
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,092
Don't change the channel.

386
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,225
I know I upset a lot of people,

387
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,620
and I realized that
instead of talking more,

388
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,535
I should listen.

389
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,839
Which is why I have Pastor Jeff
from First Baptist here with me.

390
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,453
Can I just say,

391
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,196
I am so sorry
that I offended you.

392
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,589
Thank you.

393
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:09,288
And I understand you've been
getting a lot of hate mail,

394
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,637
so I would like to remind
my Christian community

395
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:14,511
that is not how Jesus
teaches us to behave.

396
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,513
We don't write nasty letters
about our neighbors.

397
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,378
We write them
about The Simpsons.

398
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:22,213
And thanks to our campaign...

399
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:25,218
Why's she staring like that?

400
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,568
I think she's trying
not to roll her eyes.

401
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,138
Well, I'm so glad
we could put this behind us.

402
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,054
I think what ruffled
the feathers of my flock

403
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:38,318
was that your comment
seemed disrespectful of God.

404
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,667
Mm-hmm. We good?

405
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,513
And frankly a little
ignorant of the scripture.

406
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:47,544
"For God so loved the world
that He gave His only son."

407
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,024
Okay, you know what?

408
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,161
I can't do this.

409
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,984
Sure you can. Keep going.

410
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,770
I didn't mean to offend you,
and I am sorry for that,

411
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,381
but I'm not sorry
for what I said.

412
00:17:58,382 --> 00:18:00,904
I don't want my daughter
or any other little girl

413
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,561
thinking that they need to
apologize for having an opinion.

414
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,912
So if that's what it takes
for me to keep this job then...

415
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,914
I quit.

416
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,569
What did she do?

417
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,180
What did I do?

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